2/20/18

After reading about the taxes on bonus thread, I am now curious about the political breakdown of users on WSO, and I'm sure you are too, so I'm making a quick, anonymous and simple poll. Please vote and fill out as best as you can regardless of your opinion of the current administration.

Silver Banana on this post if:
-You're a straight up Republican
-You fall more on Conservative spectrum
-You're one of those "I'm fiscally conservative, but now since its 2018, I've decided to become socially liberal so people don't hate me" types of people.

Monkey Sh-t on this post if:
-You're a Liberal and you're proud
-You fall more on the Liberal spectrum
-You want higher taxes for yourself and for your fellow bankers for the rest of your lives

Comments (17)

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2/20/18

And for you international students out there:

Vote silver banana if you're a socialist

Vote monkey sh-t if you're a communist

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2/24/18

I am international and I love capitalism.

2/20/18

Genuinely curious too, but admit it OP, you structured this post to capitalize on people's curiosity to feed yourself silver bananas, you greedy ape.

2/20/18

...Posts like this are why the Brofessor left.

2/21/18
2/21/18

Not really sure where I stand because I'm a pretty average eat, sleep, DCF, drink type of banker that hates paying taxes but I also love ramming it in a gay dude's ass every now and again. Ain't nothing like it. Thing is, I kinda hate gay people, or rather the "LGBTQ+" persona that the mainstream media has created. I just like ramming it up other dude's asses, fuck all that rainbow shit.

My point is, I'm drunk.

2/21/18
Tourettes God:

Not really sure where I stand because I'm a pretty average eat, sleep, DCF, drink type of banker that hates paying taxes but I also love ramming it in a gay dude's ass every now and again. Ain't nothing like it. Thing is, I kinda hate gay people, or rather the "LGBTQ+" persona that the mainstream media has created. I just like ramming it up other dude's asses, fuck all that rainbow shit.

My point is, I'm drunk.

Dude is on a roll today.

2/21/18
Tourettes God:

Not really sure where I stand because I'm a pretty average eat, sleep, DCF, drink type of banker that hates paying taxes but I also love ramming it in a gay dude's ass every now and again. Ain't nothing like it. Thing is, I kinda hate gay people, or rather the "LGBTQ+" persona that the mainstream media has created. I just like ramming it up other dude's asses, fuck all that rainbow shit.

My point is, I'm drunk.

Dude is on a roll today.

2/22/18

We've all had a MD ram it in our ass since July, nothing gay about wanting to pay it forward.

2/23/18
Tourettes God:

Not really sure where I stand because I'm a pretty average eat, sleep, DCF, drink type of banker that hates paying taxes but I also love ramming it in a gay dude's ass every now and again. Ain't nothing like it. Thing is, I kinda hate gay people, or rather the "LGBTQ+" persona that the mainstream media has created. I just like ramming it up other dude's asses, fuck all that rainbow shit.

My point is, I'm drunk.

You are one strange motherf*cker

2/23/18

Honestly, I'm the most normal dude ever. I just love man-ass. I'm a booty goon bro. I chase ass with the best of them and I can outdrink 10/10 bankers I work with. I get the most vag too. I don't even like vag but I get more of it than you. What I'm really all about is man ass, I can't get enough of that shit. I came out senior year of high school after I piped out the homecoming queen. Not because I couldn't stand living a lie, but strictly because I wanted to make that statement. Yeah, I can pipe out your dream girl, and I'm still gonna kick her to the curb the next day in favor of some male cheeks. Issss Cheek Bussin' season boiiiiii.

2/23/18

SB

That said I don't think things are going to go well for the R's in the mid-terms.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

2/23/18

It seems like WSO leans conservative on fiscal and economic issues and socially more liberal (e.g. pro choice, pro gay marriage, not that religious).

I do wonder where WSO stands on immigration, as that issue straddles national security, economics, cultural, and social.

2/23/18

There used to be a name for this. It was "Rockefeller Republican." After Gov. Nelson Rockefeller. Unfortunately they appear to be an extinct species these days, as even Lloyd and Jamie are going "WTF" at the R's.

I personally Identify as a Rockefeller Republican, but I have a difficult time voting for a populist, nationalist candidate like Trump. I think he has more in common with Hugo Chavez than Dwight D. Eisenhower.

I break things internally before we roll them out so people don't break them externally, and find data problems. I also know the story behind every one of our ETF's performance quirks back to inception. Our PMs come to me when they need help.

2/23/18
Whatever1984:

There used to be a name for this. It was "Rockefeller Republican." After Gov. Nelson Rockefeller. Unfortunately they appear to be an extinct species these days, as even Lloyd and Jamie are going "WTF" at the R's.

I personally Identify as a Rockefeller Republican, but I have a difficult time voting for a populist, nationalist candidate like Trump. I think he has more in common with Hugo Chavez than Dwight D. Eisenhower.

Rockefeller Republicans were definitely not fiscally conservative; they were pretty liberal in nearly all policy areas. Rockefeller is closer to Obama and Hillary than he is to Reagan.

As your last sentence comparing Trump to Chavez, you win the award for the hyperbole of the day.

2/23/18

Why not monkey shit if you're conservative?

You clever bastard, nice way to farm SBs

2/24/18

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